Favorite People | Jimmy Fallon
"Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason."
#hello 911 this is tumblr user breenwolf#i’d like to report a crime#you see derek hale and stiles stilinski are literally standing like#what five feet away from each other#maybe???#MAYBE???#idk i’m about five feet tall and i feel like if i laid own on the floor between them i’d probably be taller than the space between their fee#shut up that’s how i measure distance only god can judge me#anyway#please note that they are standing approximately 5 feet apart here#BUT DEREK IS STILL NOT EVEN LOOKING AT STILES?????#AND LOOK MAN IT’S BEEN A LONG 9 EPISODES SO FAR#AND THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS#BUT THE FEAR THAT DEREK AND STILES ARE GONNA KEEP UP THEIR RECORD BREAKING NO-WORDS-EXCHANGED STREAK OF 10 EPISODES#AND BRING IT INTO A WHOPPING 11 EPISODES#AKA ONE EPISODE OFF FROM A MOTHERFUCKING SEASON#IS THE GREATEST TERROR OF THEM ALL#so you see ma’am i’m gonna need you to send a bus ASAP#cuz one of two things is gonna happen at the end of de-void#either my heart’s gonna give out cuz my ship does the thing#or i’m gonna straight up put my fist through the tv screen outta frustration#five fucking feet jeff davis#do not let me down
reblogging again because Bree’s tags, man.
halestile - stiles stilinski + my emotions
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Nature is Scary AF!
Going to Australia is like walking into the tall grass without a pokemon
HOME STRETCH! We’ve almost done the whole 3B, guys, which means you’re almost completely free of me spamming these things to you every weekend. (Not that I won’t continue to do them, but I’ll definitely make it less of a scheduled reoccurrence). I said I’d do one for each episode and I’m too close to stop now.
- Someone gets a lacrosse hoodie.
- Any size, any character
- Shipped anywhere
- One like, one reblog. Don’t be a jerk, don’t spam. You’ll break the notes and everyone will be upset.
- Winners picked with a random number generator.
- Giveaway ends MARCH 10th, 11:30PM EST
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER
it’s been 6 years and I’m still not over the Face of Boe plot twist
I guess it really jacked you up